Terry the boomer

THIS IS TERRY. HES A BOOMER.
HE IS (C) TO ME.
EXCEPT BOOMERS AND L4D ARE (C) TO VALVE.
SO JUST THE DESIGN.
YEAH.
ITS PRETTY AMAZING.


SO APPARENTLY IM SUPPOSED TO GIVE HIM A BIO
LETS SEE...OH YEAH EITHER HE USES SOME SORT OF CREAM ON HIS FACE TO GET RID OF THE TUMORS OR I FORGOT THEM. EITHER OR. DON'T ASK ME!

oh yeah btw drawn on my ipod touch took me about.. fifteen minutes? xD



Before the apocalypse, Terry lived like any other fat person. he had a job, and he went to conventions. a LOT of conventions. He was heading to a formal party when the apocalypse broke out - so stuck in his pink salmon tux and his afro, he turned into a ZOOMMBIIIEEEEE. i'm not actually sure how they get infected soo. yep.
...
wait that didn't give much of a bio.
okay, lets try this again.

*AHEM*

Terry pre-apocalyptic setting was a fat person. like, cause I just see boomers as being fat people before the apocalypse. okay. so. lets do this.


A;SKJDF I CAN'T THINK.

Okay!
i got it.
Terry was an office worker pre-apocalyptic setting. he sat at his desk, all day, typing away and answering phone calls. he was in Customer support for a ...goshdarniticantthinkofacompany. for a... for a..... WATER. COMPANY.
YEAH.
LIKE THE BOTTLED WATER.

..wait why?
i don't know.
okay so anyway and he went to conventions and stuff the end.
hes a really boring guy.
he was around his 30s before the apocalypse age.

EDIT

Time for a serious Bio.
basically it covers all grounds.


Terry was born in a hospital - like most children. he had two parents, like most children, that got divorced ... like most children. Terry was a fat kid, always being picked on at school. he was homeless by the time he was 14, not because of his parents, but because of his own stupidity he ran away. he hid in the streets until he was declared dead then headed for a homeless shelter. by then, his 15 birthday had passed. Terry changed his name to Terry, it was originally George. Terry went to the homeless shelter where he met several friends, all of whom he lost contact with when he left the homeless shelter at 18. you see, Terry had gotten a job at 16 somehow - i'm not sure how - and saved up his money for his own apartment. at 18 he moved out and went job hunting for something else. working at McDonalds was simply not satisfying anymore. when he turned 19 Terry found a job in a bottled water factory. at first he worked in the factory, just doing his job daily 9 - 5 . when one of the Customer support Reps died of natural causes, Terry jumped at the chance and soon had a job in a cubicle. by the time Terry was 26 he had gotten a raise and had met a nice girl in the office, they had been dating for about 2 years. Terrys girl friend died however, of a car collision. Terry was driven mad, and attempted to commit suicide in his apartment. his neighbor caught him and stopped him. Terry visited a therapist for about 2 years until he was in a "healthy" state of mind again, according to the therapist. at 28 Terry just lived off of what he had. he searched for jobs and got his job back at McDonalds, but at age 30 the apocalypse started and he became a boomer the end.